You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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