Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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