i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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