Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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