I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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