so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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