dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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