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Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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