she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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