It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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