it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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