Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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