The maid of honor just puked.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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