How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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