she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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