Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
