Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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