dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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