thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
