come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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