Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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