So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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