so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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