you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
MIDGETS
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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