We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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