i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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