at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
