There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
and you fell through a lawn chair
i think im in europe. pls send help
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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