i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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