getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Your cock deserves a montage
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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