My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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