he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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