Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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