There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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