What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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