Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
