quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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