Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
