it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
These tits shall not be calmed
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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