Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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