Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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