Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it was like eating out sand paper
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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