Me too!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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