That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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