sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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