I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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