you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I AM VODKA MAN
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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