I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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