I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
