woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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