I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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