i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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