Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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